Luke Skywalker

When the guy shoots his load so hard and so accurately in her nostril that it forces a reaction of snorting the load in followed by sneezing

Why is she sneezing so hard and angrily?
Oh, I Luke Skywalkered her good

by Millennial Grandad February 3, 2024

FLOPPY LUKE

A Floppy Luke is when two men have the most glorious bloody dick to dick sex wile faded on fent and weed cart.

Yo did you see mohomad and hitler they were doing a crazy Floppy luke

by Workmaster7 February 7, 2024

Luke Sunday

Small man in love with Cuneo, usually wears glasses, sweater and nasty shoes.
Famous for leaving his number in the libraries around Europe and takes the "palo"
Synonym for Leonardo DiCaprio

"Ohhh there is Leonardo DiCaprio"
"No bro it's the Sunday, Luke Sunday"

by GiOp December 8, 2022

Luke

A short red head with a terrifying obsession of milky ways. The racism is funny, but sometimes can be quite scary. Touch this man’s Milky Way and his face will be as red as his hair. Other than the milky ways, he’s a nice guy and always looks about 10 years younger than he is.

Who’s the red head eating a Milky Way? Oh that’s Luke.

by HairlessTiger24 December 12, 2022

Luke

Luke is the type of guy who presents himself as a rather cheerful bloke, a faithful, hard-working husband and a loving father. A well-rounded man, if you ask me.

But in actual fact, he be a hoe. A two-faced hoe.

"Luke is hoe'ing out again."
"Luke is a cheating scumbag."
"Poor Luke, she put him through so much."

by Shaneeeeen January 4, 2023

Luke

Luke is a funny person, who will make everyone laugh. He is willing to do anything for the person he loves most. He is never afraid to tell people how much he loves them. He has the most beautiful eyes that sparkle when you look into them. He complains a LOT about stupid things. He is always there to listen and make you laugh. He will randomly start singing, but does not have a good voice. In fact, your eardrums will burst when you hear his song. He has really bad music taste, but judges yours even when it's way better than his. He hasn't seen any of the classic movies that most people SHOULD have seen at least once in their life. He needs to watch all of those movies, because he lacks cinematic education. He will stay up late texting the important people to him, and will ruin his sleep schedule if he really cares about you. He often falls asleep randomly and doesn't tell anyone he is going to sleep. He is a very athletic person and super fast when he runs. He will remember the little things about you, even when you forget you told him.

Person 1: "Did you see Luke?"
Person 2: "Yeah he's so fine."

by Amazing writer! November 21, 2023

Luke

Luke's are utterly lovely! He has a heart and soul of gold! He is a deep thinker, and is so ridiculously adorable! He is a hopeless romantic at heart, and so easy to love and so worth loving! He is a sassy goof as well (although he perpetually denies it). He loves musicals, board games, and has a deep sarcastic streak! He also has a love for adventure and discovery. Luke is beautiful inside and out! He has an incredible desire to love, protect and serve those around him. He knows his mind and will speak the truth. He can also be serious and present when the time calls for it. Time with him will fly by in a flash of delight and laughter and you won't want the time together to end. If you meet a Luke, you are one incredibly fortunate individual, don't take him for granted! Cherish and respect your time with him! If you have a Luke in your life, you're a lucky one :)

Who doth be that handsome man yonder? Oh, he doth hath to be a Luke! :)

by E.J. Starling November 23, 2023