Kale Seed Lick 

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.

“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”

Kale Seed Lick by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

dick in your lick 

A blowjob or any situation in which you might be hit on.

Going out to dinner with my boss tonight.

You sure that's a good idea?
It's just a business thing.

Wearing that dress? That's dick in your lick, girl, and you know it.

dick in your lick by Shuaman October 7, 2018

Banshee's Lick

A cold gust of wind up your ass crack

Feel that? I just got a banshee's lick

Banshee's Lick by Roddypiper347 March 15, 2019

Hit a lick 

To steal from someone

Bro I hit a lick last night! I feel proud as hell

Hit a lick by YuOfTheNight November 11, 2019

posiden's lick 

When you are wiping your ass on the toilet and the toilet paper dips in the water then touches your ass

I was on the shitter and i got a posiden's lick and was so cold!

posiden's lick by Jak Dat Boi January 2, 2020

Pickle Juice Lick 

When an elderly woman puts a cucumber in her anus and gets it wet with her pussy and licks all the pussy juice off of it

I saw a lady do a pickle juice lick in her car yesterday in the Walmart parking lot

Pickle Juice Lick by Poop covered pillows May 16, 2020

Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

Might as well lick my butt by Flamingecko November 20, 2020