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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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Landing pad

The flat area that your pants make near your crotch when you spread your legs; also can be used in place of lap
"c'mon gurl, come land on my landing pad.
by IcedaBurg May 22, 2012
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Land Lubber

A derogatory term for someone who lives on land, as opposed to on the water or ship. Often considered extremely offensive.
Argh! Ye scurvy dog! I reckon you to be a land lubber argh!
by wordier July 15, 2015
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Land Fish

Land fish is the opposite of a slut, as a land fish is fucking dry. It has more of a negative connotation as it can be used to describe someone who doesn’t get a lot of action, but on the other hand it’s hella hilarious.
Emil: “hey Mali you’re a land fish”
Mali: “lmaooooo, ouch
by Maiskolbe April 21, 2019
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No man’s land

The area of a pussy that is beyond balls deep. Only one man has ever reached it, Sir Noah Margolis. No one else can achieve this depth, and no one else has even attempted
“Hey, did you find No Man’s Land?”
Nah bro, I wouldn’t dare to find it. It’s not long enough
by YourFavMilf69 January 11, 2021
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Landing pad

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.
I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.
by Shuaman June 27, 2019
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