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hoe mama

an older girl that takes younger girls under their wings and introduces them to drugs and sex and teaches them to be a baddie. basically just a bad influence on other girls.
“that girl over there is my hoe mama, she taught me everything i know about bein a bad bitch.”
by judd07 April 30, 2020
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Pizza hoes

A type of female that works at a pizza joint. Don’t worry, there’s more too it than just that. It’s a great job for teenage girls to make some money and most importantly, make connections. These types of girls will be bound to cut off any relationships if they find the right pizza boy. It doesn’t matter if your a CEO for a multi million dollar business, the fact that you aren’t willing spit the type of game that some pizza boys do, you will lose every time. They feel so deeply connected with them because they spend most of their day engaging with them on numerous topics. This in hand, makes them reveal almost everything about themselves, how seductive?! We don’t know the long term effects of how long a relationship will last between the new pizza joint couple. For now, more research is being conducted and then be later published with a professional literature review and methodology on the findings. At the moment, it is best to end your relationship with your girlfriend or wife if she just got employed at a pizza joint. Bridges may be burnt but in the end, save yourself from the emotional struggle.
Guy 1: Hey man, where’s your girl working at nowadays?
Guy 2: Pizza joes I’m pretty sure
Guy 1: oh my god dude... you’re fucked
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: Because man! She’ll turn into one of the pizza hoes and cut you guys off!
Guy 2: oh shit, I might have to end things sadly
Guy 1: sadly? give yourself some self-respect and quit being a bitch about it
Guy 2: Your right, fuck her..
by sneakydudedictionary October 22, 2020
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Hoe Puncher

I punched the hoe down the street my bros said i am a hoe puncher
by HOE PUNCHER April 26, 2017
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hoe stage

When women from New Jersey decide to have sex with men from anywhere, for anything, at any time..
Tracy: Taylor did you suck off johnny?
Taylor:Not yet, Shawn won’t cum.
Tracy: Will you hoe stage ever end?!
by Mr.Crocker November 17, 2017
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dragging a hoe

1.grabbing a hoe by the hair and dragging her on the ground
2. roasting someone
1. " DONT MAKE ME DRAG YOU, HOE!!!!!" *starts dragging a hoe
2. person 1-" you're so untalented" person 2 " HEY, at least I'm good at something while you're good at nothing" person 1- "SARA STOP DRAGGING ME"
by young.blue April 2, 2017
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Food hoe

Someone who switches from favorite foods in a short period of time and loves every food; basically everyone
"First her favorite was pineapple, and now it's chocolate , what a food hoe"
by Zabala. October 10, 2016
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Swamp Hoe

A term used to define an extremely unattractive, highly buckled hooker with a swampy Oder , who could not make any money anywhere but a swamp.
That Swamp Hoe was ugly as hell, but a great deal at a dollar fifty.
by dirtyd45678 September 6, 2016
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