Happy Lenin

A blowjob.

Jack scored with Emma, she gave him a Happy Lenin!

by L. E. Barclay February 4, 2010

Happy Barber

Happy Barber is a term used to describe oral sex from a female given to her partner, while he is shaving. The shaving could be of beard, mustache, or a general trim of facial hair. Either razor or an electric appliance could be used. Female must be on knees in bathroom for term to be accurately used.

Matthew started his day off right with a cup of coffee and a happy barber.

by rare flower August 11, 2010

Happy Chowder

The act of defecating ejaculation out of a rectum.

Happy Chowder is provided when Sandy shits Johnny's ejaculation out of her ass.

by A. Bendover September 18, 2008

John Happy

A great drink requiring 1 1/2 cups of water and a bit of paper. Swallow water first, then eat the paper. Paper must be 1 cm by 1 cm or larger.

David, you need a John Happy in your system to lighten up.

by Anonymousy June 22, 2007

Happiness Blip

A moment of brief satisfaction in the midst of an otherwise unpleasant series of circumstances.

The lunch break that separated two 4-hour shifts of hard labour provided Doug with a happiness blip that lasted 30 minutes.

by Daren Bukator December 29, 2007

Mr. Happy

Everyone's favorite psycho! He shoots blue rockets and colored bricks, and he goes "happy" when he kills somebody, and he goes "oo" when he gets hurt!

Mr. Happy has got to be one happy man!

by mrhappyfangirl January 23, 2019

Happy Meal

Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.

To dumb it down a little...

When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.

"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."

by Mike R. and Mike V. March 2, 2020