NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY

National girlfriend day is a day on Aug 1 where you celebrate a day loving your girlfriend. She will LOVE you for this.

Guy: “Happy National Girlfriend Day!”
Girl: “What’s that?”
Guy: “National Girlfriend Day is a day where I show you A LOT of love.”
Girl: “Aww thank you!”

by TheWonderKoko July 31, 2023

Girlfriend

Will suck a fart right from your butthole

Just ask your girlfriend

by Puff Puff Fuck Ya Chica September 3, 2022

fortnite girlfriend

everything a 10 year old who plays fortnite can ever dream for

Mom! Look! I got a Fortnite girlfriend!

by dabreadbun February 1, 2024

The best girlfriend in the world

“Skylar”

The best girlfriend in the world is Skylar.

by BitchMadeMan March 1, 2023

Girlfriend

Honey, there isn't going to be a ME to date if whatever is going on with my skull keeps getting worse and I'm not going to save myself. I WILL sit here and die! So...

Hym "Girlfriend? I'm supposed to have, like, a pride of sister-wives running around somewhere... They are both sex-property AND sexy property. What the are NOT (though) is 'good at saving me.' That is clearly something at which they do not excel... Bad sister-wives."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

Beach Girlfriend

A woman who visits Hawai’i on vacation and meets a handsome Hawaiian man working on the beach and they ultimately hangout for the rest of her trip.

He spent days thinking about his beach girlfriend when she went back to Washington.

by Beachboyfriend March 4, 2024

therian girlfriend

therian girlfriend, a girlfriend that identifies as a therian and is often used as a joke

tyler: bro i need a therian girlfriend

max: me too bro

by eevee lover May 8, 2024