google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.

HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"

by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017

Google plus

What was a failed attempt from Google to make a Facebook copy ended up creating the most hidden cult composed of idiots, but as of now is dead.
F

Dude remember Google plus?

by Crixz December 29, 2019

Google Account Recovery

Google Account Recovery is who you fight with when you want your account back.

FROM: ******@*****.**

Dear Google Account Recovery,

I am waiting for nearly a month. Please kindly let me into my account even though I lost ... and cannot as of now.

Thanks,
************

by gogglesupport May 27, 2018

Google Earf

Welcome to earf, Google earf is a major spelling mistake and if you make this spelling mistake, You are certified dumb.

Person 1: Hey man! Wanna go on a ride?
Person 2: Yeah sure! What app are you gonna find the gas station on?
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Wha-
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: GOOGLE EAR-
Person 2: OK OK I GET I-

by a man that is in ud August 20, 2022

Google Cardboard

VR on the cheap, Unfortunately only 3DoF but a good deal, got mine for 9€ or about 10 US Dollars. Needs a smartphone with a Gyroscope, and may or may not have head straps

Mario: Yo dude I can do VR, and I only spent 9 euros!
Luigi: How dude?
Mario: I bought a Google Cardboard!
Luigi: Woah Cook my brudda

by HoloKolaMasterRace January 3, 2021

google frape

Robbery of personal photos and/or data by Google when signed in to seemingly unrelated apps, mail and websites. Alternative - Graped (Google raped) sic Ben Allen 2014

My work email keeps sending pictures of me despite it not being linked to my social network accounts. I've been google fraped

by FZ@ March 5, 2014

Google Bitchapottamus

A fat ass know it all that is a bitch of larger than life proportions.

The google bitchapottamus is a chat personality that gives google searches a voice...the only thing is, a google bitchapottumus is SUCH a smartass, she doesn't have to google it.

by paige111902 November 12, 2012