Step 1. Fantonk is eating someone out so hard that there asshole is 10x more expanded.
Step 2. after its expanded you want to crawl up the victims asshole until you're so up in them that you're living in them
Step 3. When you're in them and living you can do all you want. this includes building a house and eating there organs from the inside (and feces) until there fucking dead.
Step 2. after its expanded you want to crawl up the victims asshole until you're so up in them that you're living in them
Step 3. When you're in them and living you can do all you want. this includes building a house and eating there organs from the inside (and feces) until there fucking dead.
Josh. Yo Brogmus guess who i Fantonked yesterday?
Josh. Who?
Josh. Bradley
Josh. That's not good Bradley's dead!
Josh. He tasted good tho
Josh. Who?
Josh. Bradley
Josh. That's not good Bradley's dead!
Josh. He tasted good tho
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Jack: Kvaratskhelia to PSG was a downgrade.
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