tool making factory

Someone whose toolness is so high it actually rubs off on other people. A "tool making factory" is the next step of toolness after toolshed but before a country whose gross domestic product is tools.

Joe is not just a toolshed, he's tool making factory.

by jjonte December 16, 2008

Shit Factory

A worthless, good-for-nothing person just taking up valuable space on the planet. Large.

Why do you hang around with that crackhead? He's just a shit factory

by DaddyTwistd October 24, 2010

awww factory!!!

The state of oneness when heart and mind become one and realize that the sense of being whole will only be fully achieved after uniting with a frosty, cool, refreshing mug of beer.

I'm going to go back to the mancave and then will ABC on the MCH...

"awww factory!!!

by Mount 22 April 28, 2008

J Factor

A complement named to anyone who can "j" (also known as jizz, excluding pre-pubescent children) when something happens, as in real life or a video game.

"Damn, J Factor, you just raped that joan!"

"Fuck yeah, J Factor!"

by Joanse Cos December 5, 2009

rub-off factor

checking the amount of spray on tan that has rub off on your clothes after a spray tan

girl 1: "what are you checking your shirt for?"
girl 2: "just checking my rub-off factor"

by SuziObscura January 10, 2008

Alternative facts

Alternative facts cited which have been ignored by one's opponent in a disagreement. Fact: "My client slipped on your floor and broke his neck!" Alternative fact: "Your client dropped a banana peel onto the floor, and then stepped on it!"

"Your argument is very persuasive, but I have additional facts, alternative facts, which you have ignored, and which refute your viewpoint."

by Alawisciousexpialidocious February 9, 2017

shit factory

Someone who shits so much you can't seem to keep toilet paper around.

"Jake is a shit factory."

by Robert123321 April 9, 2006