fun and impromptu

What a guy says when he likes a girl back but he's too much of a pussy to do anything about it

Sam liked E, but instead of manning up and getting with her he said he just wanted something fun and impromptu

by theguacingdead January 17, 2018

alligator fun time

do be butt fucked with a dildo while eating alligator nuggets, then you proceed to shove them up your asshole.

oh susan we did alligator fun time and i dont think i can recover from it this time

by oofer101 January 23, 2018

hairy fun meter

When the life of the party starts to unbutton his shirt from the top due to his or her hotness, this exposing the hairy parts that are normally covered. The gauge of fun that the party is currently at.

Dude, this party rocks! Mike’s hairy fun meter is pegged at 11! I can see his pubes!

by Mikey311sd January 27, 2018

Fun

Spongebob's "Fun" song:
"F is for friends who do stuff together"
"U is for you and me"

"N is for anywhere and anytime at all"

"Down here in the deep blue sea"

Spongebob: let me spell fun out for you.

by Say A February 4, 2018

Pool full of fun

Pool referring to a bed and fun referring to people

"There was a pool full of fun in my apartment last night!"

by Peisoan January 2, 2017

Fun

Something I don't have.

"I had fun last night!"
"Shut the fuck up, I didn't"

by AestheticFeather January 24, 2017

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019