F u b a r

Acronym for F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition.

Your mom's face is F u b a r after blowing her face off.

by Special Edward December 22, 2007

W T F

Wenseday Thursday Friday

i got to work W T F

you want to go to the beach on W T F

by The KON April 18, 2006

M/F/V/D

shorthand for "Male/Female/Veteran/Disabled"

Job opportunity for M/F/V/D

by FKN_Ray January 07, 2008

F. O. C. L.

Fuck Our Collective Lives

Joey: DUDE. I just mashed my thumb with the friggin hammer.

Aaron: last night, my girlfriend was blowin' me and decided to use her teeth.

Johnny: Oh shit. Apparently my lady is also my cousin...

Joey: F. O. C. L.

Johhny: Pretty much.

by Add pseudonym here July 26, 2009

F*ck Free February

You can’t f*ck anyone in the month of February

“Hey want to f*ck”

“Can’t its fff ( F*ck Free February)”

by tm14 November 13, 2019

F*ck a Dave day

On the 6th of December you should absolutely demolish any dog named Dave as it is key to fuck this shit out of a dogs arse in the day

Oi mate it’s f*ck a Dave day I’ve been waiting all year I’m guna eat his ass

by Meow9192929 December 06, 2021

John F. Kerry

Lost an election to a monkey.

"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!

by Pat March 10, 2005