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Dragon in the bush

An act of oral sex where the giver puts a 9 volt battery to the receivers wet genitals while their eyes are closed.
Friend: what's that beeping noise?
guy: it's my smoke detector

Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.
by Nickmackpattywhaxk February 11, 2014
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welfare dragon

A dragon who subsists on government provided welfare rather than get off it's lazy butt and work for a living.
"Aganar the Elder is such a fucking welfare dragon. He's 500 years old and weighs over sixteen tons, but God forbid he get off his lazy ass and contribute to society!"
by Chao Hong Beetleballs April 26, 2014
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Dragon syndrome

Collecting a lot of books/movies/funny pictures or other resources that you never plan to use/view/open again.

Typically people with dragon syndrome have thousands of ebooks on their drives which they never intend to read. It may make them feel superior.
A: Oh man, could you borrow me your external HDD? I need to move some very important files.
B: Sorry man, my drive is totally full. I have there all those movies...
A: But you have seen those already, it's not like you are going to watch them ever again!
B: Yeah but I need them!
A: Clearly you have a dragon syndrome.
by visgean January 7, 2015
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Dragon Circle

A group of small Asian men dress up as ninjas and dragons. They wait in an alley jerking off, and then when they are about to cum, they find an even smaller Asian woman, circle around her and then cum on her.
Jack: "*Generic Asian Name* Was at the dragon circle last night."
Mark: "Yeah, I heard about it on the news."
by Weeaboo Mark September 22, 2016
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Dragon Boat

A type of boat invented by the Japanese in the 1800's, now a days people use dragon boats for racing and raising money for a cause or just for simply fun. The most notable Dragon Boater Is Orgo Curry.
by Dj U know who December 3, 2016
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Crab Dragon

I woman who has been through a large amount of dicks
That Becky is such a crab dragon, like she needs to lay off the dick.
by Pruf read dis bitch June 20, 2018
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