A cook

A person who "cooks" methamphetamine either powdered or crystal, some folks do it to get high themselves because it's not rocket science you can literally do it in your kitchen sink hence "cooking" with chemicals you can find in your local shop. There are different ways- the "shake n bake" and the red phosphorus method.
Now there are some Breaking Bad type of cooking but you're not gonna see an average junkie doing that you gotta have the specific flasks and not only that but the chemicals themselves plus gotta have some chemistry knowledge.
And don't fuck around with meth you don't want that horrible stuff in your life.

-Do you know a cook who can hook us up?
-Yeah Jesse is cooking some crystal in his basement.

by El Sanguinario June 26, 2021

Big Cook Little Cook

A show that takes place in a cafe that they claim is the best cafe in the world but it's not.

They get one customer per day and has shortages on ingredients all of the time. The "cooks" are unable to memorise simple recipes, so they need a cookbook for recipes that children could make.

Small has magical powers, rides on a spoon to get the ingredients but when he comes back, he doesn't have them, but gets them via magic, making the journey a waste of time, only for educational purposes.

Ben needs motivation from a story before preparing, and often makes unnecessary amounts of spillage, wasting more time and ingredients. No wonder do they have to clean the kitchen after EVERY single order, and explains the lack of ingredients.

Also, they don't even let the customers order themselves.

I went to the Big Cook Little Cook cafe and then I gave it 1 star on Google Maps.

by Deadboydoor517 August 19, 2021

Chinese Cocky Bomb

Traditional name for the flaming bag of poop prank.

Last night Mr. Jones fell victim to a Chinese cocky bomb.

by fatallymauled September 16, 2021

Slow Cook

To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.

Why are you talking to that weird kid?

Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.

by Skoodiloo Child September 20, 2021

Olivia cook

olivua cook is a bratty pick me girl who loves fidgets and thinks she is all that

Boy: hey why is that girl so annoying
boy:oh thats olivia cook

by Draco...simp September 29, 2021

David Cook

When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.

Wow that person is such a David Cook

by Asterox October 9, 2021

Conor Cooke

IBA boxing fighter most commonly known for his ability to take any punch what so ever and keep marching forward, also responsible for arguably the best fight in WBA history between him and Paul O’Driscoll.

Who is that guy covered in blood, taking punches and still stands tall?

That's Conor Cooke

by madonestyl November 5, 2021