crack turtle 

A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.

Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."

crack turtle by thepranxter March 21, 2018

crack juice 

when your sweating and your butt itches and you have alot of "crack juice"

wow babe look at that CRACK juice im hot too

crack juice by d4eftybbhn ok, June 4, 2018

Crack townin' 

When someone says or does something stupid in an attempt to look cool.

Judy just went crack townin' at the bar. She yelled real loud and looked crazy to try to impress Jim.

Crack townin' by Me=word plug June 9, 2018

Crack attack 

A slow & chill but meaningful rapper

Persone 1: what type of music do you listen to?

Persone 2: r&b & crack attack

Crack attack by Not today June 10, 2018

Crack purse 

Any female crackheads purse. They almost always have a few torch type lighters, razer blades, knifes for protection and a bunch of random junk. Crackheads seem to be attracted to shiny trinkets. And of course, condoms.

I looked in that bitchs crack purse and it was full of lighters, a big ass knife, a bunch of condoms and i cut my fucking finger on a razer blade. I'll probably get aids!!!

Crack purse by Rick wtb dick June 13, 2018

crack turtle 

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.

A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.

crack turtle by thepranxter July 31, 2018

Crack Head 

Deadear101

Deadear is a crack head

Crack Head by DeltaxSi August 1, 2018