Muff Blasting

The female equivalent of Manspreading. The act of sitting with one's legs wide open, particularly while wearing a dress or skirt, so that the "muff" (crude term for a woman's genitals) is open to the air or "blasting" the room.

"Did you see how Marie was sitting earlier? She was totally Muff Blasting the whole room."

by RyeDomaine June 24, 2025

Bogo Blast

When you purposely don’t nut for weeks so you can unleash a tsunami of semen the next time you do

Nicholas Wig: I’m going strong in no nut November, I’m feeling good.
Tony Horse: Good on you mate, I tapped out on day two.

Nicholas Wig: Yeah I’m gonna Bogo Blast once this is over, it’s gonna be a mess.

by Connormacdaddy November 18, 2022

Megaplenis Blast

BOOOOOOOOM!

Andrew: Says something stupid
Me: MEGAPLENIS BLAST LOL

by Pemherz June 26, 2024

Griz Blast

When fans of the UM Grizzlies get overwhelmed by emotion

I cant wait to take a bunch of griz blasts with all my bros tonight. I hope I get a griz blast to the face!

by Soistartedblastin March 3, 2024

Chinese finger blast

When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.

I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not

by TheFingerblaster January 6, 2022

Blasted

The highest level of being under the influence of Marijuana. After the level of being Blasted.

Yo bro you blasted?

- haha no, yoo i am glasted 🤣🤣

Yo let’s go make some chicken noodle and put it on the oven to bake ?
- lmao this dude is Glasted already.

by Omega black wolf October 6, 2019

mac blast

A drink containing a mixture of all the carbonated beverages in your house and a packet of Mac & Cheese powder.

Nick was feeling frisky so he downed three MAC blasts then proceeded to vomit uncontrollably.

by TheScottsdaleHawk August 9, 2016