Weird Beard

weird.

meg, you weirdo! charm stalker!

by anonymous September 21, 2003

The Beard

when you shave your genitalia and then get a blowjob and climax all over her cheek and then throw the shaved hair at her thus stickin to the baby batter.

Wow Bob...your wife has a better beard than mine.

by dizzzog November 8, 2003

Beard

A clingy girlfriend who is far too publicly affectionate in order to convince herself and everyone else that her boyfriend likes her equally.

Bare beard, babe.

by gremly June 10, 2011

Beadle's About

A cautionary exclamation usually uttered after breaking wind in order to warn those around you of the imminent smell. Derived from the television show "Watch Out, Beadle's About!" in which chirpy bearded funnyman, Jeremy Beadle, played convoluted pranks on an unsuspecting member of the public.

Crispin: Watch out, everyone, Beadle's about.

Helen: Did a rat die up your arse again,
Crispin, coz THAT STINKS.

Crispin: I did warn ya!


Note: Deviations on the same theme are also possible, eg. simply using the word "Beadle" to denote a flatulent eruption - "Sorry guys, I've just dropped a Beadle"

by Matt April 27, 2004

bearded prunes

your balls after puberty, and possibly in the heat

I stuck my bearded prunes in her mouth when I tea-bagged her.

by Pussylover3000 April 8, 2006

dick beard

1. Someone so hairy that his pubic hair goes up to his chest, and around the waist.

2. See Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is so powerful that he wears a black belt that he grows on his dick.

Monkeys? It's natural for them... A dick beard, of course.

by Falconpwn February 24, 2011

Holiday Beard

A person, not one's significant other, invited to holiday parties in order to avoid appearing dateless.

Jeannie isn't really interested in dating that guy, he's just her holiday beard.

by XaurreauX December 21, 2008