when you shave your genitalia and then get a blowjob and climax all over her cheek and then throw the shaved hair at her thus stickin to the baby batter.
by dizzzog November 8, 2003
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A clingy girlfriend who is far too publicly affectionate in order to convince herself and everyone else that her boyfriend likes her equally.
by gremly June 10, 2011
Get the Beard mug.A cautionary exclamation usually uttered after breaking wind in order to warn those around you of the imminent smell. Derived from the television show "Watch Out, Beadle's About!" in which chirpy bearded funnyman, Jeremy Beadle, played convoluted pranks on an unsuspecting member of the public.
Crispin: Watch out, everyone, Beadle's about.
Helen: Did a rat die up your arse again,
Crispin, coz THAT STINKS.
Crispin: I did warn ya!
Note: Deviations on the same theme are also possible, eg. simply using the word "Beadle" to denote a flatulent eruption - "Sorry guys, I've just dropped a Beadle"
Helen: Did a rat die up your arse again,
Crispin, coz THAT STINKS.
Crispin: I did warn ya!
Note: Deviations on the same theme are also possible, eg. simply using the word "Beadle" to denote a flatulent eruption - "Sorry guys, I've just dropped a Beadle"
by Matt April 27, 2004
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Get the bearded prunes mug.1. Someone so hairy that his pubic hair goes up to his chest, and around the waist.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that he wears a black belt that he grows on his dick.
Monkeys? It's natural for them... A dick beard, of course.
Monkeys? It's natural for them... A dick beard, of course.
by Falconpwn February 24, 2011
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