9 to 5 wook

A wook who actually has a job during normal hours of the day.

Johnny is such a wook, he just goes to festivals and doesn't work. Sally, however, is a 9 to 5 wook. She has a job to pay for her festivals.

by beerHops26 July 7, 2017

The 5 day rule

If you're in an argument with someone and they try to use evidence that you're wrong from more then 5 days ago, it doesn't count

The 5 day rule needs no explanation

by Ricky the God June 13, 2020

Spanish 5 AP

A class with so much work that you will literally want to blow your brains out. Pure hell. Even the native speakers fail half the assignments and few get 5's in the AP.

Kid 1: Hey did you finish your Spanish 5 AP homework?

Kid 2: Hell no. I'm still trying to finish my work from 3 weeks ago!

by asianboi4569 August 9, 2016

5 year plan

American undergraduate ("college") degrees historically and typically take 4 years to complete. A person on the "5 year plan" is usually not a serious enough student, who will not have enough credits to graduate within 4 years, perhaps due to dropping classes, changing majors often, or flunking courses (which gives no credits).

"My roommate my sophomore year partied 6 nights a week. He ended up only taking 2 courses one semester."

"Oh yeah? My ex-boyfriend never went to class except to take the exams -- sometimes. He failed half his classes when we were dating. He was on the 5 year plan too."

by SidP April 5, 2005

5 mile babe

A girl who looks good from a distance, but is fugly up close.

I was cruising by the club, but I kept going because they were all 5 mile babes. Man, that sucked.

by Sac guy May 31, 2005

5 dolla ho

A prostitute who is very cheap because of either her stupidity or her ugliness.

"I'd go out with her on a date, but she looks like a 5 dolla ho!"

by Billy Yesko May 21, 2006

stage 5 clinger

Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.
It's a person who is obsessive over the guy or girl who took there virginity. Usually someone who is very insecure, a bitch, needy and/or clingy.

I haven't answered a single one of Megs calls or texts in weeks. Shes such a stage 5 clinger.

Meg is such a stage 5 clinger, she won't stop blowing up my phone.

Quick, we've got to get John away from Meg. She's a stage 5 clinger.

Meg should stop calling my boyfriend before i beat the fuck out of that stage 5 clinger.

by H Two. February 9, 2009