patrick ball

a game were you flick a pen into a gap often between gas taps fishcakes and Kris agar are not good enough for the premier league.

i just came back from playing a game of Patrick ball.

by j leafy November 29, 2016

Top Balls

Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.

I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.

by flapjackfaceslap December 2, 2016

Key balls

When you have an excessive amount of keys and knick-knacks hanging from your key chain that when they are in the ignition of a vehicle, they hang down so low they rub your leg, like balls.

Dude, I had to drive my moms car today and her key balls totally chaffed the inside of my knee!

by Mork7300 January 26, 2016

Corey Ball

Cock Sucker. Mohawk. Sleeps late. Opposite of cool. Opposite of John Mayer. Tusk. Loves cats. Hates Ohio State. Known for his horrible accents. Friendly. Loves fried pickles. Loves navy shirts. Wears khakis. Throws wallets. Pees on random things.

That guy is such a Corey Ball. Why cant I be anything other than a Corey Ball?

by Wilsojes March 16, 2016

Nick balls

When you cut your balls while shaving.

Man, i nicked balled myself the other day.
Jeff got nick balls lmao.

by DoodleArtz March 24, 2019

Square ball

a person who is very proper and not outgoing. they can be viewed as lames or weirdos. they maybe loved by other square ball or even non-square balls. they are very big clout chasers and fiend for popularity

Johnny is such a square ball.

by wyd.com September 22, 2019

Velcro Balls

When your balls stick to your thigh(s).

If you got Velcro balls, you probably got swamp ass too

by BigMikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMike August 26, 2019