when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK
another way of being a DICK
His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken
by Broooogaan November 27, 2010
Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
by MissingJrn April 17, 2024
Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024
by Lauren's Bear October 30, 2020
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an slow pace game someone who just picked up the game can start playing immediately.
a game that you can invite your girlfriend to play without worrying about her being bad at it or complaining about it.
eg. starbound, stardew valley
a game that you can invite your girlfriend to play without worrying about her being bad at it or complaining about it.
eg. starbound, stardew valley
by bobobo bobo bobo August 12, 2019
“oh shit! it’s may 29th! i have to be extra nice to my girlfriend today.”
“why?”
“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”
“why?”
“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”
by CalliopeManga May 29, 2021