Slow me

When someone shows you the slowest way possible to do something

Mikey is going to slow me how to do that

by Olhatch July 12, 2022

Nagel Me!

Nagel means beer.

Origins began with Naegele's Rule(Nagel’s Rule) is a standard way of determining a pregnancy due date. When a man finds out his partner is pregnant whether planned or unplanned he usually needs a beer.

Random Rob: Hey man you goin to the fridge?

Shawn: Sure buddy
Random Rob: Jane’s pregnant, Nagel Me!

Shawn grabs a beer and tosses it to Random Rob.

by ···DUG99··· September 6, 2019

track me

Meaning come at me bro or do you wanna go! Works best with obsessive chest beating and eye rolling

Jackie: Tay, Do you have a problem? !?
Tay: Man track me!!! *slaps chest and jumps at Jackie while breaking work I.d.*

by tesiacrazii16 July 29, 2014

be honest with me

you're already fucked

boy/girl/non binary ect.: be honest with me, are you cheating?
boy/girl/non binary ect.: fudgsicallllssss

by Quin<3 November 21, 2021

max me

Pissing me off

She said we needed to talk, i knew you was bouta max me

by T shizzle March 4, 2022

freeport me

A town ruled completely by a giant boot

"Have you heard of Freeport ME?"
"Oh, you mean home of LLBeans?"

by SlimShades April 12, 2014

noose me

A phrase where a person will only say it when they are in such a dellemer.

"I can't believe I just missed that shot, noose me."

by Slick Stick January 20, 2017