Star wars

totally better than star trek.

Dude: Man, star trek fucking sucks

Guy: watch Star wars then

by BABYface_syndrome February 7, 2019

war hamster

Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.

Hey dude you can’t go there it’s too dangerous.
Mate I’m a fucking war hamster!

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022

Cock War

When someone is referring to themselves as being bigger and better than the other person. It metaphorically is expressed in the size of one's "cock." This is not to be confused with a pissing contest.

"I am a girl, but MY cock is bigger than YOUR cock." "Jenna is a better manager than you. BOOM. She just won the cock war."

by THE JENNA August 18, 2013

JB War

a stupid false war between the Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber. Beliebers seem to feel the need to prove that Justin Bieber is the orginal JB when everybody knows the Jonas Brothers were first. Fortunately, this so called war is completely untrue. The Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber couldn't give two shits about this so called war. both are making the money they need to.

selena: have you heard justin's new song boyfriend?
demi: ew, who cares? did you hear the jonas brothers are writing new music? finally new stuff from the real jb
selena: the jonas brothers are so last year and justin is the real jb anyway.
miley: guys.. shut up. there's no jb war.

by jb war is dumb September 30, 2012

dogs of war

The weapons of war. As in 'unleash the dogs of war'.

I unleashed the dogs of war on that toilet last night, said Janice curry eater

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Dog of War

Another term for jacking off or general ejaculating. Commonly refered to as "unleashing" the dog of war.

Priest: I found it helps that I tickle my asshole just before I unleash the dog of war.

by The Social Assassin April 13, 2012

star wars

movie that unemployed losers that live in their parent's basements can quote perfectly, watch constantly, buy the special edition DVDs just so they can see the 10 hours of bonus features, and actually wait in line for an insane amount of time to be first

"i love star wars"

"so in other words....you're an unemployed losers that live in their parent's basements can quote perfectly, watch constantly, buy the special edition DVDs just so they can see the 10 hours of bonus features, and actually wait in line for an insane amount of time to be first"

by Enar May 6, 2005