shit pen

Someone who isn’t very bright in what he or she says or does.

Keaton: “Briggs is butt naked open.”
Nicholas: “There is 3 people guarding him you shit pen.”

by TheRealBadOyster September 27, 2017

Shouting and Shit

A term used for describing online chats with friends that escalate to all caps texting about useless topics.

Person 1: Why are you laughing?
Person 2: I was just shouting and shit with my friends on skype.

by Flying Chickens September 29, 2017

Phantom Shit

When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom

"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"

by ShakenMcCola October 1, 2017

SHIT

POOP, YOU, YOU, YOURSELF, WHOEVER YOU HATE

YOU ARE A BIG PEICE OF SHIT

by behanna September 30, 2017

Shit Bitch

A way of telling someone they're a bitch and not in a good way.

I love Ashley she is such as bitch, but I can't stand Marcy. She is a real shit bitch.

by DStanS October 1, 2017

shit on a wall

When you half-ass anything. When you just throw out a guess.

"How did you do on the test Onalee?"

"I don't know I just threw shit on a wall."

by g00fyb0i445 October 2, 2017

Shit Nips

The act of shooting poop out of both areolas simultaneously with the consistency of hot lava exploding out of a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, if that guy comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the eye with straight shit nips.

by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017