A man

Someone of the male gender identity, or, if being used by transphobes or fundamentalists, anyone who was assigned male at birth. Not to be confused with Aman.

You: "People really need to stop giving female-on-male rape the double standard."
Hyperfeminist: "But you're a man. Men are perverts. You can't talk about rape like that!"

by PLMMJ December 7, 2023

Fat Man's Paradox

Any adjective(s) or adverb(s) that describes how big something is; cannot be used by a fat guy without him looking fat.

Fat Guy: "Yeah, I'm a heavy advocate for lettuce".

Skinny Guy: "Haha, you sure are a heavy advocate".
Fat Guy: "Fat Man's Paradox".

by EmperorPomni October 27, 2024

GSS Man

Gss man is straight up dog dem go tell yuh dey love yuh and den jock tuh yuh mudda. Alla dem ugly too looking like highstreet vagrants and always suiting somebody daughter. Majority ah dem dotish n all. DOH GO FUH AH GSS MAN DEM IS WASTE MANNN!!!!!

"That man rell dotish and ugly inno"
"Hadda be ah Gss man"

by Gigantic cocky January 21, 2023

Man China

Man bun that is not properly wore. (Looking like a manchina)

Why do you look like man China.

by Me. D June 26, 2021

Super Dizlow Man

A proper name given to a person who would much rather hide in his/her house, or in a cave, for days at a time. Often, this person refuses to contact or be contacted by any living creature. When this person does emerge from their hermit like existence, they are often recognizable by increased hair growth both in the facial and cranial region.

Me: Yo you are Super Dizlow Man
P: I know

by MaZe February 12, 2004

man like dan

When someone has a dead mum or someone has cancer

random person : “my mum died of cancer”
cool person : “man like dan, rip bozo”

by yuboslag115 March 1, 2022

Big Man Blastoise

A term used to describe someone who exudes unstoppable energy and confidence, often handling challenges with the same overwhelming power and cool demeanor as the Pokémon Blastoise. Can also refer to someone who takes charge in tough situations, acting as the "tank" in a group dynamic.

Jake rolled up to the basketball court like a Big Man Blastoise, hitting three-pointers and blocking every shot like it was nothing.

by Space_turtle January 27, 2025