Left pocket dog shit

dog shit in your left pocket

"yo thats left pocket dog shit, man!"

by bacl12 August 22, 2024

Shit Nips

The act of shooting poop out of both areolas simultaneously with the consistency of hot lava exploding out of a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, if that guy comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the eye with straight shit nips.

by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017

I will shit yourself

To shit in the garments of another human being, usually while they're wearing them.

Guy 1: And that's checkmate! Good game!
Guy 2: I will shit yourself.
Guy 1: ...what?

by keyboard8 August 19, 2024

Shit Faced

When shit gets thrown into your face.
haha just kidding it's when you get drunk as hell...

"She was totally Shit Faced last night"

by Pedobear :) December 12, 2012

Shit

When you poop.

“Oh shit I pooped and the bathroom broke”
“Yeah we saw it in the downstairs floor”

by Angiepatangie November 4, 2020

The Purple Shit

Found in 2k21. Only the real know you hurd

Did you see the purple shit?

The purple shit was chasing me around.

The purple shit keeps me out at night.

That purple shot is crazy

by Johnweinersnitchel January 6, 2022

noodly shit

A pasta dish made of various noodles, coated in a bland sauce of unknown origin.

May or may not contain other bits of sundry vegetables, cheese or mystery meat.

Best served drizzled with a tomato coulis (ketchup/catsup/tomato sauce)

A staple in many homes it can be made from scratch, or a commercial mix. See hamburger helper

I would just love me some of that noodly shit for dinner!

by Aqua~mom May 24, 2017