A cop.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
Get the Boy/girl next door with a badgemug. See: Beta AF.
Fuckboy, the spiritually enlightened edition.
Wannabe alpha, self-proclaimed “open curious wanderer,” low-effort bro. Heard the term “flow state” on a Michael Pollen podcast and decided it was high vibration. Into microdosing, saunas, and DMT vape. Brags Alpha pics, sends wishy-washy word salad when pressed for integrity. College degree for weed startup or crypto tech gig puts him one notch above a wook. Flashy style, vanilla essence. Wants hookups, claims ENM but avoids vulnerability and upfront communication. High-grade women on hold, too scared to level up. Shady about consent, deflects responsibility, expects woman to initiate everything, then uses it to dodge accountability. Congruence makes him cringe. Fears exposure, panic-blocks to stop panty-dropper drought. Local Burner with sacred ink, yet clueless on Hermetics. Unfollowing a tantra account is more taboo than healing his porn addiction. A mirage of cool, lacks adversity to expand true wisdom. Scared manboy whose self worth relies on superficial sex romps.
Fuckboy, the spiritually enlightened edition.
Wannabe alpha, self-proclaimed “open curious wanderer,” low-effort bro. Heard the term “flow state” on a Michael Pollen podcast and decided it was high vibration. Into microdosing, saunas, and DMT vape. Brags Alpha pics, sends wishy-washy word salad when pressed for integrity. College degree for weed startup or crypto tech gig puts him one notch above a wook. Flashy style, vanilla essence. Wants hookups, claims ENM but avoids vulnerability and upfront communication. High-grade women on hold, too scared to level up. Shady about consent, deflects responsibility, expects woman to initiate everything, then uses it to dodge accountability. Congruence makes him cringe. Fears exposure, panic-blocks to stop panty-dropper drought. Local Burner with sacred ink, yet clueless on Hermetics. Unfollowing a tantra account is more taboo than healing his porn addiction. A mirage of cool, lacks adversity to expand true wisdom. Scared manboy whose self worth relies on superficial sex romps.
Flow boy: “I never said I was looking for a relationship of any sort so I don’t think I misrepresented anything. I was just going with the flow and mindful not to direct things that way.”
After stating your boundaries that you don’t do casual, the flow boy proceeds to come over, hold a conversation about his therapy and attachment styles, leading you to believe he has evolved, and gets all kissy touchy on the couch leading to oral sex. A week later he has to be prompted for a follow up convo in which he replies, “I just like living life and flowing. I don’t have an issue with causal and I like hooking up with you, so it’s on you to be in control of your boundaries.” Not understanding he just overstepped your stated boundaries.
When pressed for clarity a flow boy is known to reply, “This feels really heavy and accusatory and I don't have space for it. I’m doing ENM with a few close friends now. It started a bit after we met up for the record. I can’t just change my disposition for you because this works for me right now. No one is in the wrong, we can all live how we want to live.”
After stating your boundaries that you don’t do casual, the flow boy proceeds to come over, hold a conversation about his therapy and attachment styles, leading you to believe he has evolved, and gets all kissy touchy on the couch leading to oral sex. A week later he has to be prompted for a follow up convo in which he replies, “I just like living life and flowing. I don’t have an issue with causal and I like hooking up with you, so it’s on you to be in control of your boundaries.” Not understanding he just overstepped your stated boundaries.
When pressed for clarity a flow boy is known to reply, “This feels really heavy and accusatory and I don't have space for it. I’m doing ENM with a few close friends now. It started a bit after we met up for the record. I can’t just change my disposition for you because this works for me right now. No one is in the wrong, we can all live how we want to live.”
by Alpha_Analog_Bish January 20, 2024
Get the Flow Boymug. by lgloryboyl2 September 22, 2020
Get the kennet boysmug. A boy that is thicc in all the right places and is unnaturally cute for they're gender. They got the thighs, booty and hips, but most importantly all, a face of an angel. It is known that they are so desirable that they make dudes leave they're girl, just for a piece of that.
Dude 1: Yo man I ain't gay, but that guy makes me question things about myself
Dude 2: Yeah man, he a certified booty boy. I'd kill for some of that, no homo tho right?
Dude 1: Right 😏
Dude 2: Yeah man, he a certified booty boy. I'd kill for some of that, no homo tho right?
Dude 1: Right 😏
by Iseeyoulurkin June 23, 2022
Get the Certified Booty Boymug. by boolnDrew June 19, 2018
Get the pounding brews with the boysmug. So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.
The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.
The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.
*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*
"Who's the Fuck Boy?"
"Who's the Fuck Boy?"
by anonymous February 16, 2021
Get the Fuck Boymug. by Screencheck Fortune [Gacha] May 21, 2021
Get the Boys have cootiesmug.