Big cock hummus man

Madeline’s best work, a Mediterranean god, 9 inch nail,
Guy:who’s that?
Stu: that mr big cock hummus man, don’t ask about his friend, he told his mom
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qi man

a xmm that vapes and has an android phone
“ hey who’s that xmm ah ? “
“ that’s qi man LOL
by xmmhunter November 22, 2021
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Scratchy-man

very scratchy. and ratchet. stares at you intensely. needs someone to hold his hand. has a big butt. and a crooked smile. nevertheless we love them. More often than not an artist.
That artist is looking kind of scruffy.
Must be a Scratchy-man.
by tealover13 April 11, 2023
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Man from Bristol

There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!
by Hockeyjunky32 June 22, 2017
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Food-man-choo

Unintended leakage from the sides of the mouth when consuming to much of any liquid food
Dude Jeff went to town on the clam chowder at lunch and had a full food-man-choo. . I didn't tell him
by Guydudebroguy October 16, 2017
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Bird Man

"Have you ever heard of the bird man, Ronnie Wood?"

"Who hasn't!?"

Ronnie Wood comes in the room
"kaw kaw"
by RodTargent October 16, 2018
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moonkeey man

An elusive variation of the sasquatch with slightly more human features that, when threatened, bends down and evacuates his bowels into his hands than furiously claps with the excrement still in hands.
"did you see that, it was the elusive moonkeey man. he seems to be coming over here.... wait, does he have sh*t in his hands! Wait whats he doing? ...... AAAaAAAAAaAaaaaAAAaAAAaAaA."
by [man}P[M] December 20, 2024
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