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The Spider-Man

The Spider-Man is a humility act performed by the dominant male. As some ppl on here have confused with the magician or Houdini it is nothing in comparison or is there any similarity between the two

The Spider-Man:
The Spider-Man man is performed as so.

The man is performing doggystyle on his ( to be p.c) sexual encounters reciprocating counterpart said man saves saliva in his mouth and when he ejaculates he does so in his hand at simultaneously spitting said saliva into the back, anus (aka asshole, entry to the good ol poopshoot, or what ever you feel fits as a name for the lovely stinky brown eye surprise) , or even shower the recipient with it for a more life like fake orgasm, while releasing the actual seman into your hand. Much easier if you nutt into your throwing hand (you’ll see read why Shortly) say your term of endearment followed by baby turn around and look back at one good time as she (I say she as in woman because I don’t believe in homosexual activity unless it’s the beauty of two consenting adult females) now where was I… oh yea as she turns looking oh so seductive and sexy as she could try and be you feel your spidey sense full blown you draw back with the inseminated hand and strongest immatation of our hero mr. Parker throw all of that gigidy goo right into her face “webbing” her then proceed to start humming the spider man theme song
D Bro I was balls deep in your girl last night she told me she didn’t want me to nutt in her so I pulled out and pulled the Spider-Man on that hoe!
by Mr.Setitst8 August 9, 2022
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Strong man

When your man is standing up while you are giving him a handy. Just as he starts to cum aim for his face and flick him in the balls.
I was away for a week; so when I gave my husband a rub and tug he shot himself in the face when I Strong Manned him last night.
by thatdeadchick May 21, 2025
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Hot Dog Man

Hot Dog Man:

A person who seems suspicious for a specific crime, yet has no evidence pointing to them.
by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023
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Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain isn't immediate, giving them a delay in which they can enact their revenge before going into pain shock.
Kyle punched my nuts, but I was a dead man walking.
by Microweinerman September 10, 2023
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Man Munchies

When a woman is craving cock so bad, she will take any man.
Sharon has the man munchies, and she will be taking someone home tonight.
by FREDDY IN THE 863 March 4, 2022
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Very Slender-Man

A much more slender version of slender-man
Yo is that slender-man?

Nah that’s just very slender-man.
by Peenis Man September 18, 2020
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mans weekend

An excuse to take a trip to the woods with friends usually neighbors when the group suspects one of the members is a closet homosexual.
I always thought Doug was a cocksucker , after mans weekend now we know.
by Mindlikeascientist January 10, 2018
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