when an individual pulls up to a garage sale and is disappointed by the sales contents. can also be applied to car boot sales, yard sales and estate sales.
john went to this garage sale today trying to find some new games for his system but instead found a empty iphone box priced at 20 bucks, multiple old microwaves, and a hoodie with a hole in it. thats what i call a Poor Mans Garage Sale!
by kieralovedanny October 9, 2025
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This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.
by Maestrothemighty January 17, 2023
Get the The Phantom Watermelon Man mug.a man or woman who often have the skills to persuade others thru the use of manipulative tactics. These individuals are pathological liars and psychopaths. They will try to charm you with helping you at first, but do not let these individuals fool you, it is not genuine, its a manipulation tactic of a narcissist. It is a game they play in hopes to persuade you to be on their side. Deep down this individual is troubled, they will often try to mimic the people who shines above them. And if that fails they will try anything to sabotage their reputation. Often they will live a miserable life, not spending time with their families, having resentment issues, and when they go, no one really cares.
I just worked with a company man last night, let me tell you, I will work harder to finish the job than work with this tool.
by a seeker not a destroyer September 25, 2022
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by freakazoidsdfddsff May 17, 2011
Get the super stan the fairy man mug.slutty mountain man stands for a certain kind of style particularly seen in men and is essentially a positive description. It describes a mixture of baggy street style often combined with hats, Carhartt clothing pieces f.e., and pieces typically snowboarders would wear.
"Everyday I cry knowing that a carhartt jacket will never fit me the way it does a slutty mountain man."
"He is so my type, he is a slutty mountain man"
"He is so my type, he is a slutty mountain man"
by ari1004 November 18, 2023
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