Lied through your dick

To tell an outright lie without remorse.

Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.

by MalumLibrum958 April 16, 2023

middle up your ass

To spoonfeed a bitch or whore or to fuck a sex toy with your middle finger.

I gave her so much money, it was my mistake that the middle up your ass!
The middle up your ass last night, and the results weren't pretty.

by Ranshiin X April 27, 2014

krinkle your crumpet

Masturbating underwater. Usually referring to underwater female-masturbation, but not exclusive to females.

Jane spent so long krinkling her crumpet in the bath her cunt was pruney.

Don't krinkle your crumpets in the bath! I have to take showers in that tub!!!

by lyla1315 February 3, 2015

In your Cups

When Scottish people realise they are Scottish and suddenly feel depressed.

Oh Will, is it true? Am I really Scottish? Thats really put me in your cups.

by Dan13Solo June 12, 2022

I Punched Your Booty Cheeks Once Or Twice Or Trice

I Punched Your Booty Cheeks Once Or Twice Or Trice

I Punched Your Booty Cheeks Once Or Twice Or Trice

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're stuttering, and in an awkward part of a conversation, say this to make the other person feel awkward instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: "Oh you guys broke up?"
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

Bring your guitare

Means "Bring weapons"! Known from the movie "Desperado"!

- Jim, I need you to get over here!

- Ok, I'm on my way, dude!

- And Jim?

- Yeah?

- Bring your guitare...

- OK, I hear you! Just hang in there, OK?

by DjinForTheWin February 23, 2009