On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.
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The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.
Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
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When you are fucking a girl doggy style and you stick your thumb in her ass and wiggle your fingers luke turkey feathers.
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And if you have a few beers, more pee turbulance (because beer makes pee sound louder), but it might spill to the floor sometimes!
And sometimes you are driving a truck and pee in a Gatorade or Powerade bottle.
Pee turbulance!
And if you have a few beers, more pee turbulance (because beer makes pee sound louder), but it might spill to the floor sometimes!
And sometimes you are driving a truck and pee in a Gatorade or Powerade bottle.
Pee turbulance!
Ratonis: *pshhhhhhh. Peeing sounds.
Others: I don't wanna see! Looks away!
Ratonis: Puts nut sack and stuff away.
*5 minutes later.
Police: Wee ooh! Well. Everything seems normal.
*Gets snacks.
Ratonis: Few! That was a close one!
*Grabs nut sack and stuff for a second.
*Earthquake!
*Drinks beers.
*Pees in bathroom.
*Loud sound pee turbulance!
Hahaha haha! LOL!
Others: I don't wanna see! Looks away!
Ratonis: Puts nut sack and stuff away.
*5 minutes later.
Police: Wee ooh! Well. Everything seems normal.
*Gets snacks.
Ratonis: Few! That was a close one!
*Grabs nut sack and stuff for a second.
*Earthquake!
*Drinks beers.
*Pees in bathroom.
*Loud sound pee turbulance!
Hahaha haha! LOL!
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