Shit

Meth, crank, ice, shards, crystal, go fast, dope

Did you get the shit?

by MilkMaid420 May 1, 2018

shit twin

During labour, a shit twin is when a mother defecates at the same time her child is born.

"Did you hear that Jack had a shit twin?"

"It was embarrassing to admit that I gave birth to a shit twin."

by KinniKitty May 2, 2018

idiot who looks like shit

Patrick Stjerne

Descripe Patrick Stjerne: idiot who looks like shit :)

by FuckPS January 9, 2018

scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

Shit Show 2.0

A group of absolute dumbasses who only care about posting memes and sending nukes.

Yo, did you see the sick shit posted in Shit Show 2.0 last night?

by brooketastic May 2, 2018

I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018

flip that shit

A phrase used by someone who is discussing a concept (usually very difficult or extraordinary to the average person) that they have done so much that it has become very easy or simple to them and is no longer a big deal.

John: Damn Trey, I had no idea you could dunk like that.
Trey: Are you kidding? I flip that shit, Man!
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Dane: Yo, I was sweet-talking this broad so good last night dude. I know she had been wanting to fuck me after that. Yeah, I flip that shit!

by Winser the Penguin May 2, 2018