It's simple. Everyone has known this since the caveman days. The bigger your hands are, the smaller your dick is.
john: Yo have you heard how big his hands are?
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.
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Jésus: Nah man, that kid's gay so we'll get suspended if we do that.
Bruce: Yeah you're, right we already gassed him enough this month.
Jésus: Yeah because he's a 'Limp Dick Hippy Queer.'
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Bruce: Yeah you're, right we already gassed him enough this month.
Jésus: Yeah because he's a 'Limp Dick Hippy Queer.'
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Blaine's rough handling of his unwilling member resulted in the worst case of da meth-dick violence he had ever experienced.
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Did you hear the new Ke$ha song? It for sure makes my dick twingle.
Hey is your girlfriend deaf?
-Yeah dude, hearing loss makes my dick twingle.
Hey did you like that short film I sent you?
-Nah it was boring.
Oh... I wrote the script.
-Oh damn, well there were definitely parts that made my dick twingle.
Hey is your girlfriend deaf?
-Yeah dude, hearing loss makes my dick twingle.
Hey did you like that short film I sent you?
-Nah it was boring.
Oh... I wrote the script.
-Oh damn, well there were definitely parts that made my dick twingle.
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