Person A: "I can't belive Brendan kissed Ryan onstage!"
Person B: "Well, I guess a lot of their fans enjoyed it."
Person A: "If a no man's band did that, people would probably boo them."
Person B: "Well, I guess a lot of their fans enjoyed it."
Person A: "If a no man's band did that, people would probably boo them."
by Blagiechanga December 7, 2009

by Travis Bickle May 9, 2022

A cigarette that has been squished and bent, whether authentically or purposefully, to resemble a cigarette that has been in the back pocket of a man who has been working manual labour all day.
by Dartman124 April 20, 2018

when something is going horribly wrong but life is already falling apart so you choose to laugh about it.
by babyjadey October 31, 2021

We were in the throws of ecstasy. Pillows flying; sheets tangling. In the heat of the moment, he released his vanilla man syrup all over my face.
by Negronito November 13, 2020

The Christmas Man is the true santa. His name is Peter and he loves to eat live catfish. Not milk and cookies, catfish.
He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
Santa believer: "Let's put out milk and cookies for Santa!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
by After8ight November 10, 2022

by Jtaisthatguy September 9, 2023
