African head massage

When 2 or more people slap the top of another persons head multiple times

Robert Giovanni and Brian were giving Max an African head massage. The next day he came back for round 2

by Fireguy47 October 3, 2018

haystack goat masher

When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.

When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.

by Thehillbilly6969 October 5, 2018

Brooke and Mason

Cutest couple out there. Brooke is beautiful and outgoing and Mason is athletic and typically pretty shy. They’re usually sort of shy around each other but would probably last a very long time, probably getting married!

Person 1: “Brooke and Mason are so cute of a couple”
Person 2: “Yes Brooke’s dick is so long and beautiful”

by anonymouspillowkisser23 January 11, 2019

The Dog Master

One who has control over all female dogs within a 3.2 mile radius.

That dude is the dog master.

by Damien Wetzleshniltz February 18, 2019

Kool Scooter Master

A ‘Kool Scooter Master’ often refers to someone who is extremely skilled in the art of being Kool and scootering like a madlad e.g. Miss Harlow (A legend among scooter masters)

Wow, look at Miss go! Isn’t she a Kool Scooter Master!

by kidfromkoolsville February 19, 2019

The blue amorphous mass

A nasty ass sticky tarp in the back room that everyone hates

Ew I just stepped on the blue amorphous mass

Your shoes gonna be real fucken sticky

by seen by the Jew March 15, 2019

Vaginal chainsaw massacre

Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.

"I gave Sara a vaginal chainsaw massacre last night"

by Maikelele March 21, 2019