Friend Zone

A term used by women when they reject your romantic advancements. Both men and women can find themselves "friendzoned" due to the fact they did not make their original intentions known. Men and women can strictly be friends only under certain circumstances; ie: no attraction, childhood friends, both are in a relationship, etc. People that find themselves in the Friend Zone only have themselves to blame, make your intentions known at the very beginning or the other person will think you are only interested in a platonic friendship. Being the nice guy and never making a move will never work, and will always reserve yourself a comfortable purple loveless sofa in the Friend Zone.

From personal experience, being friends first does not work! Do not confuse being friends with being friendly! Let me clarify further, obviously if you treat the person like total utter crap and they have self worth they will not date you. If you treat the person like a sibling then they will immediately Friend Zone you to oblivion and beyond. Make your romantic intentions known as early as possible!

I will use an example of how I got friendzoned and handled the situation, NEVER put yourself in this situation in the first place! It's a horrible place to be in!
Chris: I want to be more than friends

Katie: If you told me this months ago, it would have been different. But I only see you as a friend
Chris: Fuck the Friend Zone
Chris: Get back to me once you change your mind
by guywithtaste February 19, 2016
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Friend Zone

women's secret code for "you are not getting any of my booty or boobs."
for the people that get friendzoned,sad for them.now go cry in in your sleep and buy a body pillow.
john's crush:hey john could you tie my shoelaces?
john:of course!*ties shoelaces*
john's crush:oh thank you!you are such a good FRİEND (the word of destruction
john sees his friends
goes to talk with them
john's friends:dude you got friend zone 'd
by potatoma March 29, 2017
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Goon Zone

The zone in which you goon; when the goon kicks in
Dude I was In the Goon Zone!!!!
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Boner Zone

-anything that a male human finds arousing
That redhead with the bodacious rump really hits me in my boner zone.
by GrEEKNESS75 June 30, 2019
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Safe zone

Somewhere nobody disagrees, argues, fights, or thinks differently. Everybody is like minded, and there are no bigots, misgynists, chauvinists, racists, or homophobes allowed, and everything is sanitised. The food is all vegan because it's the one and only right way to eat.
The restaurant is a safe zone and the country is turning into one, it is not possible for anyone to get knocked down, fall, or die there, because the dangers are somewhere else.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
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Twin-zoned

Like being friend-zoned but instead being thought of as a twin.
Omar: I have feelings for you Isobel.
Isobel: I have always thought of you more as a twin.
Omar has now been twin-zoned.
by Turkey Dinosaur May 02, 2018
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The Dead-zone

A really slow night of sales, particularly pertaining to bar and restaurant business.

A type of punishment your partner puts you in. (This is similar to being in the doghouse.)

A type of immune response that may take a week or so to recover before returning to work. (Usually happens with people of low stamina and thin blood.)
Man last Tuesday was the lamest night of sales in a long time! It was like the Dead-zone got resurrected and then just suddenly shriveled and died!
by wantongorilla August 13, 2020
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