zombies

Denizens of the internerd.

They will not sleep, eat or perhaps even 'die' so long as they have access to the internerds. Harmful to humans who comes between them and their glowing boxes. Likes the dark.

Nerd A : Man, at least I used the net for information
Nerd B : you mean pr0n ?
Nerd A : I mean plagiarising assignments.. but when I came to the lab... all I saw were zombies man.....
Nerb B : Want me to warn the admin and bring out the shootaz ?

by summerfrost April 25, 2006

Zombie Mask

When you skeet in a bitch's face, thereby gluing her eyes shut forever. Usually followed by a snowball, forming the devastating one-two punch.

Hellen Keller wasn't actually blind at birth, her dad just Zombie Masked her when she was four because she was so fucking stupid she needed a teacher to figure out what water was.

by Sex em' up! December 9, 2008

crotch zombie

After a person is receives the crotchening three times, he becomes a crotch zombie. It's similar to a crotch mummy, only different.

I've already been kicked in the crotch once, two more crotchenings and I'm a crotch zombie.

see "The Crotchening"

by demyztikx March 5, 2008

Zombie Dick

The median between a "whiskey dick" and a full blown erection. "Zombie Dick" occurs when the male attempts to revive his whiskey dick by any means necessary for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The undead, semi-life form resembles that of a Zombie resulting in a sub-par sexual performance and resentment towards ones genitals.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you fuck her?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I had a bad case of Zombie dick, it was a terrible performance."

by A male with genitals August 6, 2009

Zombie Breakfast

A fart that smells of eggs and rotting flesh that is thick enough to chew.

Clear out, I just laid me a Zombie Breakfast!

by Uncle Squid March 13, 2010

zombie mask

Noun.

While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.

Syn. houdini

Jen was pretty trashed after the party, so she had no clue I was about to give her a zombie mask whilst we were fucking.

by SuzaK April 18, 2006

zombied

To walk in a tired-like way. Walking during a hang over. Taking a walk after waking up.

He zombied over to the sink to brush his teeth.

by Lindsey Little November 27, 2007