used tampon

"Watch out for him, he's packing a used tampon."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

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any penis that won't wait and organize the man's spiritual, personal, and legal affairs first before it had sex with anyone

Man 1: "Man, you look like a used tampon."

Man 2, smiling: "I know."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

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"I fornicate because I'm a used tampon."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

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penis of ill-repute

Man: "Now how will I get a real life? I'm a used tampon. No woman will want me!" shrieks and cries out loud.

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

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a man of ill-repute

"Women regularly use him for sex. It's as if they're passing around a used tampon. I can't understand it."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

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"I'm a literal used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

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any, all, and every dangerous, used penises that was previously inserted into anyone else

"Girl! I had no idea he was a used tampon. We met last night but I wouldn't have thought that he ever did that before!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

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