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toaster toucher

internet term for people sexually attracted to robots or other machines, both fictional robots and actual sex-bots. a more crass term would be "toaster fucker"
man the Ultrakill community's got it's fair share of toaster touchers doesn't it?
by pepperdank January 29, 2021
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Never touched grass

Gamers.They never ever ever ever touched some damn grass before.
SON!WHY YOU NEVER TOUCHED GRASS?????!!!!
by DaWordCat August 8, 2022
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Queen's touch

when cold water hits your testicles while you're traversing cold and deep waters
We all have to go thru the queen's touch today
by Quackers101 July 2, 2017
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Don't touch me I'm Spanish

Guy1: hey! *Touches guy2*

Guy2: Don't touch me I'm Spanish!
by Itisiraven February 25, 2020
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Magic Johnson’s magic touch

Magic Johnson’s magic touch, also know as the magic death touch, is the act of getting magic Johnson to deliberately infect your enemy with aids.
This guy just took a shit in my bed, I need to get some revenge. I am going to give him Magic Johnson’s magic touch.
by The cock slicer May 4, 2020
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Never felt a womens touch

Stactic
Didon has never felt a womens touch expect his mom and his sisters
by Purple food March 20, 2021
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How to touch grass

1. Go outside
2. Once you go outside go to the green thing
3. Once you are at the green thing bend over
4. Once you bended over open your hands and touch the green thing
5. Congratulations you have touched grass
Person 1: Go outside and touch grass
Gamer: How to touch grass
Person 2: omg
by jaytoolivee June 7, 2023
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