by MasterKuby January 23, 2021
Get the Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your housemug. Dr.Phil, you uncultured swine
by Dr.Phil(the cool one) July 20, 2022
Get the Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whoremug. A screen door junkie is a Herion addict who sits in the front of the screen door on the inside and sells crack to children under the age of 10.
by Kool-Aid08 June 5, 2008
Get the screen door junkiemug. When Frank couldn’t find anyone boof him at after hours, he had to resort to the back door Mercado to get the job done.
by TrashmanB September 4, 2023
Get the Back Door Mercadomug. Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"
by von groovy July 12, 2024
Get the sore as a door on a whorehouse on a paydaymug. A long flat area that stands straight up. You can open and close it. It also give you privacy so you can do things without people watching you.
by the_bomb_dot_com01 April 20, 2020
Get the Doormug. When the cops come to your door and your homie tells you to hide the drugs in his ass and you put it in there then he moans and then he nuts all over you and the cops and gets the cops pregnant.
*Police Sirens*
Friend: ``What is that?``
*People Come Up to the Door*
Friend: ``Quick! Hide the drugs in my ass.``
*Sticks it up his ass*
*He starts nutting all over us and the cops*
Friend: ``What is that?``
*People Come Up to the Door*
Friend: ``Quick! Hide the drugs in my ass.``
*Sticks it up his ass*
*He starts nutting all over us and the cops*
by Moai January 24, 2023
Get the Doormug.