A Kyle is an individual who lives solely on Monster Energy and domestic abuse. This creature will be found at has stations around 2am attempting to purchase alcohol and will commonly be found adorned in a sideways cap, at least 4 face tattoos, and sagging cargo shorts at most mid thigh level while spouting a racial slur approximately every 3 words. The most common signs of a Kyle passing through recently is holes in drywalling and used Juul pods and cigarette butts.
Sarah: why are there so many new paintings in your apartment?
Stacy: Kyle's ID is expired so he couldn't buy his Newports
Stacy: Kyle's ID is expired so he couldn't buy his Newports
by DrangleicTrash June 29, 2019
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Kyle 1: You’re fucking pissing me off!
Kyle 2: Who the H-E-Double Fuck are you?
Kyle 1: I’m Kyle. Who the WTFucking shit are you, you fucking douche?
Kyle 2: You’re Kyle?
Kyle 1: Yeah.
Kyle 2: Prove it.
Kyle 1: *Drinks Monster Energy through knife hole with half of it spilling on his Korn shirt*
Kyle 2: Who the H-E-Double Fuck are you?
Kyle 1: I’m Kyle. Who the WTFucking shit are you, you fucking douche?
Kyle 2: You’re Kyle?
Kyle 1: Yeah.
Kyle 2: Prove it.
Kyle 1: *Drinks Monster Energy through knife hole with half of it spilling on his Korn shirt*
by Absolute Niggook June 29, 2019
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Get the Kyle mug.A post goth stage millennial purely feuld off of monster energy drinks note: when threatened punches holes in drywall
by It gets whiter July 6, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.Kyle is one of the most basic white names the world has to Offer, as well as a very douche name. There is a lot of nice Kyle's but I am basing this on stereotypes so don't take offense if your name is Kyle.
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