Pussy disease

When someone goes on a ski trip and makes up numerous excuses for why they can't ski properly, they are likely showing symptoms of pussy disease.

Simon: "Hey boys, I think Compo has pussy disease, he claims he can't see properly, his right quad is burning, feels sick, has developed a cough and claims he can't breathe. "

Brad: "yeah, that's pussy disease alright, his cough even sounds like a wild animal.

by Compo90 December 13, 2021

Diseased Neanderthal

A white person, particularly one who is racist and ugly.

When you're a diseased neanderthal, you look 50 by the time you hit 25.

by Charming Dentist January 7, 2024

One hole disease

Every time you miss your target by one hole in soft tip darts usually by a man named Dave.

You are suffering from one hole disease.

by Wood beer hunter April 16, 2019

Designer Disease

The ailments associated with the Graphic Design field; from Carpal Tunnel, to eye strain and headaches.

I love what I do, but this Designer Disease is difficult to work with sometimes.

by feathersonaflume November 15, 2014

Nostalgia’s Disease

A disease characterized by suddenly going back to things that one enjoyed in the past

After buying some Star Wars action figures I started suffering from Nostalgia’s Disease

by YuOfTheNight June 25, 2019

Kirkinson’s Disease

A Diesase with symptoms such as clingy ness, love, affection, extra attention. Usually start to show after spending quality time with a great man name Kirk. Symptoms usually escalate after intercourse.

She all over yo..she must got Kirkinson’s Disease

by Jazzo.La June 20, 2019

Bjørn Disease

A psychological disease that subsists in Norwegian-Americans, or in dense teenagers.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.

Barquavius: Ah, I see you have gotten an ATV stuck in a 56 foot tall tree, a trombone clogging the chimney, and your legs are covered in dried cement and sawdust. How'd you manage that?
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.

by BjørnIsBonkerBear June 9, 2023