cock skid

When you are banging some bitch from behind and your cock slips out and skids against some nonvaginal part.

Dude I was just hitting that ass and I got carried away and cock skidded her ass.

by Estes September 25, 2011

Cock shrivelege

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

by Aznlover May 21, 2006

Cock milk

A man's ejaculate; sperm; seed; semen; knuckle children; or penis puke.

There's no use crying over spilled Cock milk.

by Baltimore Blumpkins August 20, 2011

charlie cock

Violently slamming ones member into another person with the intent of causing bruising and temporary paralysis.

After taking that little purple pill, Bob went on a charlie cocking rampage.

by Broncos fans March 22, 2009

Cocked diesel

Something very sturdily built, made to exceed specifications.

Interchangeable with- Cocked Deez

"Did you see the new brakes I put on my car?"
"Damn those thing are cocked diesel!"

by Audi0s March 20, 2010

cock-sweeper

a moustache of the variety found on gay men in the 1980s.

My, Herb has such a leafy cock-sweeper!

by dorham May 26, 2006

jewish cock

A penis with no foreskin

Pj has a jewish cock

by Swag Master 1000 June 1, 2014