bacon stains

The stains left from a woman who's had her period and forgot to use a tampon..
Dude your mom left bacon stains all over my house last night.
by Ryan leaf November 29, 2014
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Make some bacon

To riot (esp. with molotov cocktails) against the police.
"Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group of a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean? You guys want to make some bacon?"
by Crowbear October 04, 2022
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Baconing

Dating a freshmen in high school from any age
by Ohio Sigma March 27, 2024
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Squeez Bacon

No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,

Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
With Squeez Bacon, I don't have to worry about having the bacon undercooked.
by gokillifysomething December 24, 2010
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crisp p. bacon

the name of my pig
alright crisp p. bacon, back to the slaughter house you go
by kitkat132 May 10, 2021
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bacon lovesock

A love sock, a sock used for masturbation, lined with bacon to replicate the feeling of anal sex.
Joe, "When a love sock just isn't cutting it, bacon always makes it better. "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "
by Bobbit 69 dude. April 04, 2017
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making the bacon

The utimate phrase of complete comtrol over another person or thing.Also could mean pwning or working another person.
Dave was "making the bacon" today when he beat down 4 fags. Joe "made the bacon" when he scored 3 touchdown. Ian made the bacon when pounded the shit out of rachel in the bed. Jesse made some bacon when hitting jon with a laptop.
by Joe patma crouch October 08, 2007
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