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fat hoe

The finest type of hoe by far. Mmm mmm.
I rode a fat hoe last night - it was great till she switched the light on.
by The Big G July 7, 2004
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Short Fat

Guys who are over wieght, less than 5 feet 5 inches tall with no neck. Wear thier polo shirts with the collar popped and wear hats side ways. Are known to hang around AA and NA meetings, also are usually named Joey.
Look at this guy walking into the meeting, he is such a short fat.
by #TrustTheProcess June 1, 2018
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Fat Perk

In COD MW2 a person gets this by being so bad at the game that they simply stay in one spot and get kills.
That guy in the corner over there is really abusing his fat perk, he killed me like 8 times.
by Reaver 94 November 14, 2010
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Fat paki

Janet Farrell

A brown specimen of the Asian continent
South asian
Did you see that fat paki at the bus stop
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Computer Fat

Accumulation of fatty tissue around the abdominal and buttocks area
chair fat sitting to long computer fat
by halfsomething September 10, 2009
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Fat-trapping

When someone is in "decent" shape while unofficially seeing someone and once the relationship becomes official they gain a shit ton of weight. The other person is then trapped in this new relationship with the newly fat fatty.
Omg did you see how Mikah fat-trapped Sarah into that relationship. The most brutal fat-trapping I have ever seen. Once they started dating he gained 70lbs!!
by Mappsofcambridge September 10, 2016
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gentleman fat

The sperm of the wealthy, elite high class men in society. Stud fees for the sperm are incredibly high due to the lower classes hoping that some quality genetics might alter the course of a mongoloid family for a one off fee. Also seen on the faces of high class prostitutes.
Rupert had finally realized his most deviant sexual fantasy had finally come true when he looked in the face of Mary with her gentleman fat beard
by Loopydave September 5, 2018
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