test flight

When you don’t know if your viagra is expired, so you pop a few and proceed to helicopter (spin your cock around in a circular motion much like helicopter blades) your cock to make sure it still does it’s job.

“Bro, I brought this girl home but I was all out of viagra. Luckily there was a couple left in a really old container so I had to take one for a test flight.”

by Snikt November 13, 2022

Test

When you're so bored, you don't know what to look up so you put "test" in the search bar, maybe to test it idk

Bored person: I'm bored, idk what to put onto the search bar, so ill just type test.

by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 March 8, 2023

crash test

Smoking opium or heroin in combination with methamphetamine. Results in a very jagged effect, jittery but with a less sharp edge, manically activated and feeling invincible yet with a sense of contented well being. Commonly displaying extreme indecision coupled with impulsive action, until the meth wears off (the crash). A crash test is more uppy than is free falling, and edgier than a speedball, as the meth tends to make it more energizing (and less euphoric) than the cocaine in the other combinations. Crash testing (as well as free falling) can be considered non-injected alternatives to speedballing.

Duke: Let's see, what's in the valise ... looks like a vial of what might be speed, and a baggie of ... some manner of brownish gummy powder.
Dr Gonzo: We can crash test and go to the casino and take them for every dollar we've ever lost to them, the parasites!
Duke: If we live through it, we'll be wealthy indeed! Until the bats catch up to us!

by insidiot October 27, 2018

feel test

The test a woman or man gives a new guy to see how much dick they are packing before you decide to give them a chance to fuck. To conduct the test, you have to feel the man’s dick through his pants and get it hard so you can then measure it via how much of your hand it takes up.

I did a feel test on the new dude I’m talking to the and he’s got enough dick for me to fuck him.

by PrincessofBwoodNY March 20, 2024

The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

a running capability test usually used on children to test their ability to run. this was especially common in elementary schools in the early 2000s to 2015, however, its recently fell out of fashion in some schools, due to children now being special little fucking snowflakes who cant run for their life.

this was also referred to as a torture method for 2nd and 5th graders, as the test is timed for every lap (running from point A, to point B back to point A), and this time limit goes up faster. most crotch goblins cant get past lap 5-7

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."

or

Mike: "holy shit, i just finished the fitness gram pacer test"
Bryan: "damn, i only could make it to lap 5 before i passed out"

by Zer0Rebel4 November 9, 2020

Dexhdel Test

Simply it's a bechdel test for music.
Use this test on your favourite songs and see if they pass

I wasn't sure about tay tays new album had to put it through the Dexhdel test
Must have more then 10 words in the chorus
Divate slightly from basic song structure
Must be different from other songs by that same artist.

by Codex27 July 9, 2024

I Ready Test

Retarded test made for making kids wanna kill themselves and the teachers that assigned it.

student 1"hey man we gotta do the I Ready Test ya heard?
student 2" ah now i gotta kill myself.

by Smartiesmokerr April 14, 2024