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Salami Slap

When a person is down on their knees (or maybe they are just rather short?), giving oral sex to a penis and either they or yourself decide to slap them gently in the face with the penis.
“Ha ha Toby told everyone that he salami slapped you last night, he’s totally made you his bitch”
by Flames6067 April 20, 2019
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Smith slap

Action performed by a smith on a rock. Normally, smiths are good at beating iron into the desired shape, but when they hit rock, it will weaken down into something like a bitch slap and will need verbal expression to communicate the desired result.
That dude seemed to come on strong, to give a proper beating. But in the end it was just a smith slap. Afterwards he seemed confused if it was a smart move.
by WokkleWokkleWokkle March 30, 2022
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bill slap

(verb) the act of slapping your forehead in shock upon receipt a $5000 mobile broadband bill when you thought you had signed an unlimited use contract
An Oklahoma woman who bill slapped herself so hard that she had to visit her local emergency room, has filed a lawsuit against AT&T (NYSE: T) and RadioShack (NYSE: RSH) after she purchasing a netbook with a 3G data plan and receiving a $5,000 bill for exceeding her monthly data cap.

http://www.informationweek.com/news/telecom/business/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=215600328&subSection=News
by GeorgeDawes March 12, 2009
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Cripple Slap

Tis a verb in which happens when someone or something crippled, gives you a nice solid slap in the face, arm, leg, etc.
The little girl cripple slapped her best friend. "Oh dude. You just got cripple slapped by that girl with the broken back using a walker. You idiot"
by Ziggy Steamboat April 10, 2010
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slap a dick on it

Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue
MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it
by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016
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thot slap

When you tap your left wrist two times and then back hand a thot .
by Thotie exterminator June 6, 2018
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Slap Day

Today is the day you can slap your friends. You can slap your friends shorter than you at 1:00-12:00 am, and friends taller than you 1:00-12:00 pm.
small boi and tall boi: it's today
tall boi: *slaps small boi at 9:00 am on Slap Day*
small boi: *slaps tall boi at 2:00 on Slap Day*
by a total e-girl November 13, 2019
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