Throne Sick

The inability to pass a bowel movement on a toilet that isn't your toilet at home

Just looking at the Starbucks toilet made me throne sick.

I can only travel one week at a time because I get throne sick.

by golduck December 15, 2011

Sick as two dogs

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.

I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023

Florida Sick

As opposed to being homesick, to be Florida Sick is to miss Florida so much you want to go back, regardless of whether or not you call Florida home.

Its February, its cold, and I’m feeling really florida sick rn. I need warm weather.

by DevilRay97 May 03, 2023

Nostalgia Sickness

When you get a taste of nostalgia, then get a very sad feeling which forces you to get more engaged in that topic of nostalgia sending you into a deeper sadness but you honestly don't give two fucks

Friend 1: Post a meme about Shows such as (Regular show, spongebob, Adventure time,etc.)

Friend 2: I wanna cry .

Friend 1: Oh god, I just got Nostalgia sickness.
Friend 2: yAh WuT???

Friend 1: I'm about to rewatch all of these shows, I don't give a fuck how sad or depressed I get.

Friend 2: Yeah you do that while I go Cry in my closet real quick.

by Sempai-san February 28, 2021

Here Comes Sickness

Heh

Here comes sickness
Walking down my street
Shaking her hips
Like she's some kinda treat
All the neighborhood dogs
Licking at her feet
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Walking down my street
Yeah

Here comes sickness
Moving up my block
When she comes to my house
I hope she don't knock
All the neighborhood dogs
Sniffing at her crotch
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Moving up my block
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah

There goes sickness
In my daddy's car
Good riddance to the both of you
I hope you go far
All the neighborhood dogs
Should be drunk in the bar
There goes sickness
There goes sickness
There goes sickness
In my daddy's car

by Death Menace July 23, 2023

geek sick day

When a geek takes a sick day, personal time off, or schedules a day off of work to coincide with the release date of a new game system or game.

David: Hey Chris, can you work a trouble ticket for me on Friday?
Chris: Sorry Dave, I am not going to be at work that day due to the Xbox One release.
David: Oh.. thats right, I forgot you were taking a geek sick day.

by IT Wizzard November 23, 2013

Sick Azz Foo

Sicker Your Average Painted Products created by Alexa Hirsch

Did you see that painted mural in Venice? Yeah by Sick Azz Foo Paintings

by SickAzzFooPaintings October 13, 2022