Autism potatoes

3 slutty potatoes, on the spectrum #elitemembersonly

Oooo look at that girl, must be one of the autism potatoes #sheselite

by Autism potatoessss January 24, 2020

Poop Potatos

First you freeze your poop
Then you buy potato’s
Then fertilise your potato’s with the poo
Delicious!

Evan loves his Poop Potatos

by Bob the bib from Pennsylvania March 13, 2019

Potato Kisser

A man with a cold sore developed from kissing potatoes at markets in China.

Hailong went to the market in Qufu, when the staff was not looking, he began kissing the potatoes. He was caught off guard by a staff member who yelled "Potato Kisser!" He ran.

by degefo June 6, 2012

Potato Texting

When someone texts someone else within their own domicile because they are too lazy to get their ass off the couch and speak in person

Liz was potato texting Jared from one room away because she was too lazy and engrossed in ICarly to get her ass of the couch and walk into the other room

by rodroddy May 1, 2010

Swedish Potato

A sexual experience characterized by the insertion of a freshly boiled (peeled) Noorländsk Mandel potato in the rectum. The peeled skins are then chopped finely and via a catheter introduced into the erect penis. Is also known as a Dundrum express.

We had to pay the hooker in the red light district 2,000 to give our boy a swedish potato

by Godblessyoufellows June 16, 2018

potato shit

When someone takes a shit so large and so round that it looks like an oversized potato

Jeff: yo mother fucker
Bob: yea nigga ass bitch
Jeff: I'm bout to take a potato shit on yo face niggie

by Coolguy225 April 8, 2016

Rotten potato

A person who is bald and resembles a potato, who is also being negative

Jeff is being so rude, what a rotten potato

by Itneverstops January 1, 2017