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sponge bob square pants

a bucktooth yellow spunge that is a dork
by brit August 17, 2003
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::drops pants::

To virtually drop trou and moon an unsuspecting internet user; this action is used universally on the IGN message boards, and was originated by TheSackofJohnMadden
Let me show you our version of ring toss.

::drops pants::
by Lord Jared September 4, 2006
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yellow pants

1. Result of when one pisses themself

2. Result of sitting on a public toilet after someone pissed on it.
1. Mike was so nervous, he got yellow pants.

2. Some fucker didn't wipe off the seat! Now I got yellow pants!
by JM May 13, 2005
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browned pants

Pants that have recieved the aftermath of a rectal release.
Man 1: Hey what the fuck, theres a huge shit skid down the side of Roberts leg.

Man 2: yeah looks like he's wearin' browned pants. Thats fucked what a freakin loser, lets push him over.

Man 1: Nah can't be screwed, lets go to yours and play CS.

Man 2: Ok.
by angustus March 17, 2008
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pulled my pants down

basically means being (shafted) or someone who has (screwed) you, ripped you off or fucked you over, usually for money.
i have just paid $200 more than i should have for that bitch, that guy has has totally pulled my pants down.
by ron weasely April 27, 2006
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Ice Cream Pants Job

To ejaculate into one's own pants so that the inside is creamy, but the outside is primarily clean except for what looks like some moisture. This can result from masturbating (without taking one's pants off), dry humping, or grinding, and usually results because of a case of premature ejaculation or simple carelessness.
(It's a spin-off of the term Ice Cream Paint Job)
Dude 1: God, I love grinding with Melissa.
Dude 2: I know. I got an ice cream pants job when I was grinding with her.
Dude 1: Dude! That's gross! You should go home and clean up!
Dude 2: Nah. You can't really see it. I think I'll just stay here.
by HalletP February 20, 2010
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