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Pussy Prowling

To prowl for the proverbial pussy. To go out with the intention of getting some poontang, another way of saying On The Pull.
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, Jake is only here cause he wants to get laid.
Girl 2: Yeah, he is totally Pussy Prowling.
Pussy Prowling by Pendurhh July 6, 2011

pussy timeshare 

To have full knowledge of and full agreement with a buddy to share in the sexual promiscuousness of a said female
Yo man, I thought some drama was gonna go down after she hooked up with both our roommates. But they worked it out and now they have a pussy timeshare

pussy engine

a moms minivan thats engine is so weak that you can't hear it.
"Dude your mom has such a pussy engine."

Pussy Wallet 

A wallet used specifically for paying prostitutes.
"Dude, I gotta get my pussy wallet tonight, since we're going to the brothel."
"Dammit, I forgot my pussy wallet. Gotta go get it before my wife finds it."

pussy avalanche 

To describe when one is almost crushed by the sheer amount of pussy they get. Can be used sarcastically.
-Jimmy's college experience can best be described as a "pussy avalanche"
-The world champion scrabble player must get an avalanche of pussy.
pussy avalanche by PussyAvalanche September 11, 2016

pussy probation 

When a member of the female sex with which you regularly, or semi-regularly, smash refuses you sex as punishment for an affliction you have committed against her (sometimes the affliction is not known)
My girlfriend caught me cheating this weekend, but all i got was pussy probation.